sip : [elderzesty]


last minute stocking stuffing. overdo chanukah shoppping. kandle kollecting for kwanzaa [the holiday, not the kardashian]. these last couple weeks of december are super stressful. we know spa water is usually saved for the after new year's hangover and for resolutions of faux fitness and health. but we are drinking it early. make yourself an elderzesty to get through the next couple days of holiday hysteria. this spa in a glass will transport you from the overloaded kmart aisle to johnny depp's private isle in the early spring where you get hand fed grapes and fairy massages.



[elderzesty]
sparkling water
lemon
cucumber